It has come to my attention that breaking scientific research (conducted in the lab of Dr. Robert J. Smith? at the University of Ottawa) has come to the conclusion that a zombie attack could be devastating to the human race. Thus, the Hollywood portrayal of the “Zombie Apocalypse” could be more realistic than previously thought. The conclusion of the study is that any Zombie outbreak must be met with a fast and effective counterstrike in order to prevent the outbreak from spreading. After reading the paper (Munz, et al., 2009, Infect. Dis. Mod. Res. Prog.), I fear that Zombies are one of the greatest threats facing the world today.
As Pandas are fierce warriors when provoked, I’m sure that any Zombie attack into Western China (particularly the Woolong area) would be swiftly repelled. However, there are not enough Pandas to completely rid the world of zombies should the human race fall, and thus a potential outbreak is of great concern to both the human and Panda communities.
I have contacted Milla Jovovich, and I would like to meet jointly with her and Barack Obama to discuss how the human and Panda races should begin to prepare for such an event.
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