April Fools Joke

This was published yesterday in the Taipai Times (as an april fools joke):

"Taiwan-China relations were dealt a severe setback yesterday when it was found that Taipei Zoo's "pandas" are not what they seem. Zookeepers discovered at feeding time yesterday that the two pandas are in fact Wenzhou brown forest bears that had been dyed to create the panda's distinctive black-and-white appearance. The Taipei Zoo's head of ursidae ex-procynidae care, Connie Liu, said she became suspicious when the pandas Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan began to spend almost all of their waking hours having sex."



I would comment on the attitude of Pandas toward sex, but I'm oddly uninterested in thinking about it. Maybe next year there will be a post about it.